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1) you will not hold the badm0nkey responsible for corrutping the innocent
2) you will not hold the badm0nkey responsible for further corrupting everybody else
3) you will not hold the badm0nkey responsible for using a free host service
4) you will not hold the badm0nkey responsible for the popup ads of the above free host service
5) you will not hold the badm0nkey responsible for having a lousy sense of humor
6) you will not hold the badm0nkey responsible for having no sense of humor
7) you will not hold the badm0nkey responsible for constant construction
8) you will view this page every day to see the results of this construction
9) you will maximize any window of the badm0nkey's website if it isn't already
10) you will enable java and view this website with the latest browser version you have
11) you will enable any and all sounds on your computer
12) you will tell all your friends about the badm0nkey's website
13) you will ensure everyone you know sees the badm0nkey's website
14) you will give the badm0nkey all of your money
15) you will give the badm0nkey a job designing web pages for you
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